Snooker

Overheard from two subcontractors standing at the bar watching sky tv:

SC1: Why do poofs love snooker?
SC2: I didn’t know that they did.
SC1: I’m telling you, all the poofs I know love snooker.
SC2: I don’t know Gary. Why do poofs like snooker?
SC1: If I had known the fucking answer I wouldn’t have asked the question.