Lawrence of Alabia

There must be something deep within my gene pool that makes my love of walking in the rain seem sane. Me and my dog walked twice around the park with a fine mist falling upon our shoulders until her spaniel eyes pleaded with me to take her home. A few years ago I went to see a crappy new play in stratford, where the lights were up on the audience, which made it difficult to sleep. I had almost mastered keeping my eyes open yet not watching the pile of bile in front of me when I heard the line . . . " He'd shag the crack-of-dawn if it hair around it." I laughed so much I almost fell off my chair. Then tonight, while trying to do something technical on this machine, I heard from the television behind me . . . " Oh,it's got a great porn channel! Have you ever seen 'Lawrence of A Labia?' Very funny the writer of 'Life Begins.'